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Re: 'A Massive Demonic Invasion'

by I_am_the_archon@[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Len Pitre) Apr 25, 2005 at 08:27 PM

Daniel Vandfryd wrote:
>> It says so in the introduction in the booklet.
>>
>> What is meant with 'demonic invasion'?
>
>I mean, in the booklet from Doom 3 (XBOX). Maybe I should add this.

Demonic: Befitting an evil supernatural being. 
Invasion: The entrance of an armed force into a territory to conquer. 

Ergo...
Demonic invasion: The entrance of an armed force of evil supernatural
beings 
into a territory to conquer. 

Since the demons are from wherever Hell is, their incursion onto Mars
counts 
as an invasion. Had they been regular residents of Mars when the UAC
arrived, 
and the Space Marines started attacking them, the UAC would be the
invaders. 

Had they come to Mars just to set up some beach umbrellas and get a tan,
then 
went home, then it wouldn't be an invasion. It would be a vacation. Of
course, 
they'd need to get injections to avoid Earth-type diseases (like War of
the 
Worlds) and need a vaccination and/or immunization. 

Had they come to Mars bearing technological gifts that upset the Earth 
economies and led to rapid devaluation of paper money, it wouldn't be an 
invasion, it would be inflation. 

Had they come to Mars and staged an episode of "Trading Spaces: Mars",
then it 
would be redecoration.

If they came to Mars and staged a magic show, it wouldn't be an invasion,
it 
would be prestidigitation. If they staged a play instead, it would be a 
dramatization. Music? Syncopation and vocalization.

If they came to Mars, set up pulpits, preached about Satan, and got
converts, 
it wouldn't be an invasion, it would be proselytization to increase their 
congregation.

If they sat on the photocopiers and made copies of their butts, it would
be 
duplication.

If they spilled many different paint hues on themselves, it would be a 
variegation.

If their luggage was in a large box suitable for placing on the back of an

eighteen-wheeler or on a train car, it would be a containerization.

If they meant to go to Europa but landed on Mars, it's disembarkation at
the 
wrong destination. Getting back might be a real tribulation leading to 
ulceration.

Maybe they'd like to do touristy things like make soap in one of 
those Colonial-style theme parks in the USA. That's saponification.

Resurrection of Evil *is* an invasion. It's also a continuation. 

And if they didn't come ot Mars at all, and the humans just kept looking
at 
l33t pr0n on their PDAs, then there'd just be masturbation.

Len

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 5 Posts in Topic:
'A Massive Demonic Invasion'
"Daniel Vandfryd&quo  2005-04-25 10:17:42 
Re: 'A Massive Demonic Invasion'
"Daniel Vandfryd&quo  2005-04-25 10:39:16 
Re: 'A Massive Demonic Invasion'
I_am_the_archon@[EMAIL PR  2005-04-25 20:27:58 
Re: 'A Massive Demonic Invasion'
"Daniel Vandfryd&quo  2005-04-26 01:53:42 
Re: 'A Massive Demonic Invasion'
I_am_the_archon@[EMAIL PR  2005-04-30 20:24:24 

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