On Mar 14, 3:29 pm, Paulos Faraj Raho <benedic...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> HEADNOTE:: Dr Jerry Spinrad @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Vanderbilt.edu
>
> To: marcuswrobe...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Mr Ambassador)
> Referencing:http://www.samsloan.com
>
> Mr Ambassador:
>
> You, as a responsible citizen of the good isles of St Kitts Nevis
> (Anguilla too as it used to be), owe your motherland allegiance,
> even a duty to protect her against alien invaders.
>
> Such invaders are to be rewarded in exactly the same way as rapists
> are. This according to our ancient sovereign traditions.
>
> The Hajji Mohammed Ali Saloon represents a genuine threat to the
> nation state, but you behave as if this individual is your friend.
> That act constitutes treason --for which you know the penalty. Do
> not pretend you did not know that Saloon is in league with both the
> Bahamians and Barbudans !
>
> You must eradicate this menace, crush it underfoot or using any such
> means as you think are reasonable even if not pro****tionate. As the
> official ambassador with a diplomatic immunity you can leave such
> minor concerns for a lesser sole.
>
> Is it not ironic, that what started as a tissue of lying will end up
> lying in tissue? You have until March 25. Do not waste the ticket.
> Statues will be erected to commemorate your heroism, and young girls
> will garland you as a savior, "Sir Marcus William Roberts".
>
> signed by Raho for and on behalf of
> The President
> cc: Governor General
>
> The Dramatic works of
> William Shakespeare
> adopted for Family Reading
> by Thomas Catsfoot Bowdler
This is not a joke:
My re-printing of The Family Shakespeare is in the final stages of
production. The first two volumes, The Comedies and the Tragedies,
could even be out this weekend. Even if not, all three volumes should
be out by the end of the coming week.
When they come out, they will be available at the following addresses:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0923891951
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0923891986
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0923891994
This is the first reprinting of The Family Shakespeare that I know of
since 1861.
Sam Sloan
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