Re: Responding to weak two

On May 11, 7:42 pm, Andrew <agump...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On May 11, 8:18 am, "raija d" <musti...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > All white, online IMPs indy, first hand with unknown partner from
Poland on
> > BBO  Self-rating was Expert, but as we all know it does not mean
anything.
> > [Well, if he were from a certain other country, I would know it means
he is
> > intermediate at best...]
>
> > (P) 2S (P) ?
>
> > Your have VOID-J10xxxxx-xx-10xxx.  Assume you would Pass as I did.
>
> > (P) 2S (P) P
> > (X)  P  (P) ?
>
> > Pass again or what?
>
> The proper bid depends on what conventional message you wish to send:
>
> *  Pass
> conventionally shows that you wear a hair ****rt to bed at night and
> give yourself 100 lashes with a cat-o-nine-tails every morning.
>
> *  3H
> conventionally shows recognition that -300 is a better scores than a
> certain -1100.
>
> Andrew

What happened to "Suicide Is Painless"  :-)