Re: OT--No more Sam's Club for me, ever

On May 5, 7:55 pm, "Chris Pisarra" <Ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Twitchell wrote:
> > In article <cPadnTcuOv7uNILVnZ2dnUVZ_gedn...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Chris
> > Pisarra says...
>
> >>    I hate Sam's Club.
>
> >>    I used to go there to buy things for our store, because the
> >> prices were good.
>
> >>    Each and every time, I'd end up getting into an argument with the
> >> drone at the door who insisted on looking at, and defacing, my
> >> receipt.  I refuse to be a prisoner of the store, and they most
> >> certainly may NOT write on my receipt--would the manager let me sit
> >> in her office and scribble on her paperwork?
>
> >>    It got to the point where just thinking about going there made my
> >> blood boil, so I had quit shopping at Sam's entirely.
>
> >>    Today, I went in to cancel my "member****p" and get my $35 back.
>
> >>    The manager is required to process this, and she of course wanted
> >> to know why I was unhappy.  So I told her.  She then had the gall, or
> >> stupidity, to try and tell me that they only checked my receipt to
> >> make sure that I was not overcharged.
>
> >>    I don't think she liked it when I told her not to lie to me.
> >> Then when I asked her if she had no shame at all for spouting such
> >> insulting drivel, she got reallllllll quiet, and just gave me back
> >> my cash.
>
> >>    I feel better now.  Why do people let stores like Sam's and
> >> Costco walk all over them?  Life is rosier knowing that I will never
> >> have that same stupid argument again.  Somehow, Nordstrom and
> >> Neiman-Marcus manage to survive without treating their customers
> >> like theives.
>
> >                                  Chris
> > Wow.  A riveting story Chris.  I just couldn't stop reading it.  When
> > do they make it into a movie?
>
>             Next year.  I'm thinking Tom Hanks to play me, Roseanne to
play
> the store manager.  Ridley Scott will direct, I'm sure he'll want to
blow
> something up.

Who do you have in mind for the door guy?
Was he Jack Black-ish?