Re: I'll take "reconstruct the hands" for $1 million, Alex!

On Apr 27, 12:29 am, henrysun...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
> You hear this uncontested auction at IMPs:
>
> Opener     Responder
> 1c             1s
> 2d             2s
> 3h             4c
> 4s              p
>
> Approximate opener's hand and responder's hand.
>
> Henrysun909

Kidding of course, but here is a good story:

In a novice game the wife leads a low club and her husband alerts.
They ask about the alert.  He says"  "She is leading a singleton."
"How do you know", one opponent asks.  "Because she led it with her
left hand. If it were from a doubleton, she would have led it with her
right hand."

And here is another one:

"Where's the hand you held during the auction?"
-Jan Nanitschke when he saw the dummy.

:-))
Boris