Bob wrote:
> William Coleman wrote:
> > "eleaticus" <eleaticus@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:dG8Lg.32916$y7.19988@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > :I found out last night that there might be online site where I could
play
> > my
> > : super aggressive all-natural bridge bidding system, and tonight I
find it
> > is
> > : true of at least two sites!
> >
> > OMFG!!! You are a bridge nut too??? You and I have a lot in common.
I was
> > a bridge nut in my youth, but haven't played for many years. My
regular
> > partner and I would alternate bidding systems when we played the same
> > opponents frequently in local and regional tournaments.
> >
> > We would play Kaplan-Sheinwold in one tournament. Then, the next
> > tournament, against basically the same players, we would play
Roth-Stone.
> > Needless to say, that created quite a bit of confusion among careless
> > players who didn't bother to check which bidding system we were
playing that
> > particular day.
>
> Yes, but then you actually have to play Roth-Stone and pass all those
> opening bids... I played a lot of K-S, too, but mostly I played Big
> Club (speaking of dick sizes ;-).
I love playing against Big Club systems. It is so much fun to make
someone who has announced that he has a strong hand start showing his
suits at the three-level. It was even more fun to have the system-dorks
explain to us that they gained more options when we interfered. The
Precision-gurus who taught them the system had taught them that mantra
and they repeated it and repeated it and took bad board after bad
board.
> >
> > How many master points do you have? Let's compare dick sizes.
>
> I have 4000 or so, but you really have to adjust based on when you
> played bridge. Most of my bridge was played in the 80's and early
> 90's, and anyone who played in the 60's and 70's would have many fewer
> master points for the same amout of success. I stopped playing much
> after my daughter was born, and I don't know if the inflation has
> continued.
It has. I have around 2000 but I haven't played much in years.
>
> On the other hand, my dick is the same size it was when I started my
> bridge career. Well, OK, it grew a little both times I won a national
> event.
>
> - Bob T.
An open national event? Well, that is impressive. I have a hard time
getting interested except for National events and many of the people I
play with want to go to nationals and play in the stupid
regionally-rated events. So I stay home. Honolulu in November is
tempting.
Will in New Haven
--
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