William Coleman wrote:
> "eleaticus" <eleaticus@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:dG8Lg.32916$y7.19988@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> :I found out last night that there might be online site where I could
play
> my
> : super aggressive all-natural bridge bidding system, and tonight I find
it
> is
> : true of at least two sites!
>
> OMFG!!! You are a bridge nut too??? You and I have a lot in common. I
was
> a bridge nut in my youth, but haven't played for many years. My regular
> partner and I would alternate bidding systems when we played the same
> opponents frequently in local and regional tournaments.
>
> We would play Kaplan-Sheinwold in one tournament. Then, the next
> tournament, against basically the same players, we would play
Roth-Stone.
> Needless to say, that created quite a bit of confusion among careless
> players who didn't bother to check which bidding system we were playing
that
> particular day.
Yes, but then you actually have to play Roth-Stone and pass all those
opening bids... I played a lot of K-S, too, but mostly I played Big
Club (speaking of dick sizes ;-).
>
> How many master points do you have? Let's compare dick sizes.
I have 4000 or so, but you really have to adjust based on when you
played bridge. Most of my bridge was played in the 80's and early
90's, and anyone who played in the 60's and 70's would have many fewer
master points for the same amout of success. I stopped playing much
after my daughter was born, and I don't know if the inflation has
continued.
On the other hand, my dick is the same size it was when I started my
bridge career. Well, OK, it grew a little both times I won a national
event.
- Bob T.
>
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