Or how about a show called "Chess Games WIth The Stars"? Remember
Humphrey Bogart?
Oh, but we'd probably get the pretty ditzes who will say, "I think my
Bishop's broken. He's got a crack in his hat!" or "That's so
dehumanizing. I'm not calling them pawns. They're shopping
assistants!"
"What do you mean, that's the queen? I'M THE QUEEN!"
