Holiday* Greetings to Everyone
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non
addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice** holiday, practised
with
the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices
of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great
(not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country)
and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected*** within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimers:
* Holiday is a generic term not necessarily implying that the day is, was
or
even is intended to be, holy, unless, as the recipient of the greetings
herein contemplated you deem or wish it to be so . Neither is the word
meant
to signify a single day, as the event could be represented over multiple
days, at the sole discretion of the wishee.
** The summer solstice is interchangeable with the winter solstice
depending
on which hemisphere you are in at the time of the event.
*** Outcomes of the wish may vary with biological age (chronological age
minus fair wear and tear).
--
Steveski / [AB] Daggett
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