[OT] 10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1.  Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code

2.  Graphics arrive via FedEx

3.  You believe a heavier string might improve your
connection

4.  You post a message to your favorite newsgroup
and it displays a week later

5.  Your credit card expires while ordering online

6.  ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"
....for 1989

7.  You're still in the middle of downloading that
popular new game, "PacMan"

8.  Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds
like Forrest Gump

9.  You receive e-mails with stamps on them

10.  When you click the "Send" button, a little door
opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon
flies out.


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"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big

cats. This influences their behavior in many ways."

~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"

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