If there are any americans here, I just wanted to let you know that the
candidates for the upcoming election looks like something dragged out of
the Muppet Show closet. I thought you had shut that show down years ago?
What is going on over there? I know that skateboards and drugs can
really mess up your braincells, but this is just crazy.
As for Asia, I see you have tested enough atomic bombs recently. I know
this after watching "Idol contests" from your part of the world, and I
thought I had seen the worst from shows like that. Looks like an entire
continent without talent for anything besides blowing up stuff.
Africa won`t be mentioned, since nobody else every mentions them unless
it`s in a negative way. Africa COULD have been a great continent if it
hadn`t been for bad leader****p, and mainly their own leaders.
Australia; Go F...a kangaroo.
I won`t mention South America, because there is a nutcase from Brazil in
this newsgroup who would love to wrap his moist hands around my private
parts and rip them right off.
Europe then? Well, I live there. We are a clever bunch. We complain
about the prices all the time. Recently, a higher percentage of the
corn, vegetables, fruits etc we produce has been used in the bio-fuel
****. Wich leaves us with a sold out situation on a lot of these goods,
giving us silly prices. Still we can`t figure out WHY... Then we raise
our wages to be able to buy all the crap we buy, and then the production
costs rise, and we`re left with more money but with no more money to
spend after buyin more crap that has gotten more expensive. I have not
forgotten England claiming that the pollution they put out stays in
england. Yes, the winds in england doesn`t blow in any direction,
besides staying within the borders. In Scandinavia we had the brilliant
idea years ago, to stop world hunger. Wich means, buying their raw
materials cheap and selling the finished product back to them at a very
high price. Then we wonder why nobody wants to buy it... In Norway they
say it`s very good to live. Well, there is a reason why a padded cell is
a safe place. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!!
The middle east seem like a nice place. Even suicide bombers go on
holiday. They never return, but still... Iraq is the country in the
world being visited most frequently by americans as well. Mainly
soldiers, but still, it`s a popular place. Iran still wants nobody to
have a thought of their own. Muslims also force their women to wear a
black blanket over their heads and the rest of their body. This has
nothing to do with religion, but the fact that an erection is not
something they would like to get in public, so thei avoid looking at the
women by hiding them. Gay men are in real trouble here.
China is concerned about human rights to please the olympic comittee. In
fact, they have recently ordered hotel rooms for the athletes. The
prison cells they had built in the first place are now used by dogs
(wich later on will be served as dinner).
If I did forget anyone, please let me now. I appreciate someone telling
me if there is someone out there I didn`t insult in any way.
Mr. Pink..pissing on his own grave as he climbed back up to F...K with
the living!
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