Brian Raab wrote:
> Battlezone is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Battlezone, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Battlezone is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
> heretics and witches like Battlezone.And heretics and witches
> shall BURN !
>
> Battlezone is the game of hell, written by SATAN !
But Satan (Nasdaq SATN) is my favorite developer! They've made other
fine games such as Hexen and Dungeon Keeper.
And yes, Battlezone is the Official Game of Hell (tm). We hold
tournaments every Friday the 13th. First prize is a chance to torment
the soul of your choice!


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