Cripes, there's another great op****tunity in life that I missed - being
voted into the CAF!
I'll have to add that to the list of things I regret. Lemme see:
1. Being born.
2. Having a huge weiner.
3. Joining the Turkey Hams.
4. Winning the lottery.
5. Almost getting voted into the CAF.
Yup, life's a struggle. Then you go to heaven and find out it's really RR
arena #1 and we're in beta version.
Slug
"Slug, I hear the only reason the Hams let you in wuz cuz their planes all
needed waxing."
"That's a pile of bullhsit!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. They needed wa****ng and waxing!"
"Ooops, sorry Slug."
"You bet you are."
<Slider@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:db6vkvk7uum2cntepe9v7nhuhgcfer64ud@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 22:20:28 -0400, "Slug" <Slug@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> >Ever wonder why everyone inteh CAF ended their handle with "er?"
> >
> >Yuh had Slider, Glider, Strider, Spider, etc...
> >
> >Personally, I think they done ti so they could all rhyme with
"Buttrider"
> >when they composed their little poems of joy after bagging newbies in
RR.
> >
> >Now that's just a personal opinion, y'unnerstand, and not official
Turkey
> >Ham squad policy.
> >
> >Slug -=TH=-
> >
> >"Just saying, y'unnerstand...."
> >So, Slug, What was official TH policy about the CAF?
> >Well, thuh Oaf-fish-y'all policy was that they all sucked.
> >Ouch, don't you think that's a bit harsh?
> >Why I unnerstand that's what yo Mama said when you slid out her
backside.
> >Slug, you ARE a big dickhead!
> >That's the other thing yo Mama said.
> >
>
> You're just jealous that Sluggo doesn't end in "er". Now if'n you
> changed your handle to Slugger we might consider, MIGHT I said,
> consider lettin you join our squad. Of course we would have to run it
> by Bulletheader.
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