On Jun 6, 12:42 am, Dan Clore <c...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> >> He received basic military training with the Texas Air National
Guard.
> >> Most soldiers right out of boot camp would be considered 1st level
> >> fighters. [...]
>
> I was giving him the benefit of the doubt for his military training. I
> now think that a level 0 man-at-harms might fit better.
"Airman" is not the same as "Soldier". I don't know what OTS involves
combat-wise, but the only combat training I had in Air Force basic was
firing 30 rounds out of an M-16 rechambered to fire .22s. I was not
expected to hit anything.
>
> > Warrior class in 3e.
Expert (Pilot).
>
> I'm sticking to 1st edition AD&D.
>
alt.games.adnd added to headers. rgfd is almost all about 3e these
days.
> >> He should have additional levels in the Politician (Dragon #74, p.
> >> 11), Idiot (Dragon #3 p. 28) and/or Hopeless (Dragon #96 p. 54)
> >> subcl*****.
>
> > Clearly he has levels in Aristocrat as well. He just does his best
> > to make sure folks forget that he went to private prep school in the
> > northeast, went to Yale and Harvard and used family connections
> > (and money) to get out active duty service and into high levels
> > in the business world.
>
> Afraid I'm also not using these extra and/or joke cl*****.
>
> Revised statistics with a couple other individuals added:
>
> George W. Bush
> Race: Human
> Class: 0 level man-at-arms
> Armor Class: 10
> Hit Points: 4
> Strength: 10
> Intelligence: 7
> Wisdom: 6
> Dexterity: 8
> Constitution: 11
> Charisma: -2 (19 to humanoids, half-orcs, etc.)
> Alignment: Lawful Evil
>
> Osama bin Ladin
> Class: 12th level cleric; 15th level assassin
Has he made his living killing hand-to-hand or with poison?
(You're the one who said 1st Edition...)
(Note also that there is only *one* L15 Assassin in each AD&D
gameworld; if we have a "Grandfather of Assassins" in the real world,
he's probably *not* a public figure.)
(Carlos the Jackal, mebbe?)
> Armor Class: 10
> Hit Points: 99
> Strength: 13
> Intelligence: 15
> Wisdom: 17
> Dexterity: 14
> Constitution: 13
> Charisma: 17
> Alignment: Chaotic Evil
He's more Lawful than Bush.
(oops, here comes another alignment flamewar...)
>
> Ron Paul
Who?
> Race: Elf
> Class: 11th level Magic User
> Armor Class: 10
> Hit Points: 25
> Strength: 10
> Intelligence: 18
> Wisdom: 16
> Dexterity: 14
> Constitution: 12
> Charisma: 15
> Alignment: Chaotic Good
>
> Noam Chomsky
> Race: Gnome
> Class: Sage, major field of knowledge Humankind/Humanoids, special
> categories Languages, Law & Customs, and Politics & Genealogy; minor
> field of knowledge History. Able to cast cleric spells up to third
> level, as by a fifth level cleric.
> Armor Class: 10
> Hit Points: 20
> Strength: 10
> Intelligence: 19
> Wisdom: 18
> Dexterity: 12
> Constitution: 11
> Charisma: 13
> Alignment: Chaotic Good
>
This...actually makes sense.
(Although considering the amount of unreasoning hate Chomsky gets in
some quarters, it might work to make him a Kender...)T
> (I decided to give Chomsky a dual major field of knowledge to cover his
> field of expertise better for game purposes, though this isn't strictly
> by the rules. Clearly Noam would be a special sort of non-player
> character, so some stretching is in order. What kind of spell ability he
> should have presented another problem; I originally made it magic user
> spells, which Gnomes can't have -- I didn't consider illusionist spells
> appropriate, so I've gone with cleric spells as most appropriate.)
>
--
K. Oleson
Chaotic Weird
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