Ever pick up a turd out of the toilet and spread it neatly all over
your
head to make a helmet?
No?
What IS it with you people?
On Jul 24, 10:00 am, "Amber" <m...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> A WINKY WONKY DONKEY
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs ??
>
> A Wonky Donkey.
>
> .....
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye ??
>
> A Winky Wonky Donkey.
>
> .....
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye
> Making love ??
>
> A Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey
>
> .....
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye
> Making love while breaking wind ??
>
> A Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey
>
> .....
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye
> Making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes ??
>
> A Honky Tonky Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.
>
> ......
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye
> Making love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes
> And playing piano ??
>
> A Plinky Plonky Honky Tonky Stinky Bonky Winky Wonky Donkey.
>
> .....
>
> What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye,
> Making love while breaking wind,wearing blue suede shoes,playing the
piano
> and driving a truck??
>
> TALENTED
>
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