"zippy" <zippy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Yes I will Zippy!
You are my friend and would never betray your confidence and whatever you
tell me!
I Love You Too!
I will NOT post this in the group 3do or any group on line!!!
Biff
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"zippy" <zippy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Hi Biff,
I come to you online in a spirit of humility and apology.
Today I've taken the plunge and admitted that I have a problem.
Sheep hearder's work strenuously, for long hours and under demanding
conditions and it
takes its toll after a while.
I decided to enter the 12 step program at W.A. and take control of my
shattered dignity, as well as the added bonus of reducing my laundry
workload.
Wankers Anonymous is a boon for stressed out handlers of dead but darkly
exotic animals, and I feel that soon I will be able to control my urges to
handle flaccid, floppy duck necks in a creepily *****c manner, and stop
plunging my hand into sheep orifices whenever they are nearby.
I should have never watched those German fisting videos.
Anyhow, here is the basis of my redemption.
The nuts and bolts of the 12 step program.
I am trying to emancipate myself from this mental slavery. After all, none
but ourselves can free our minds.
The relative success of the W.A. program seems to be due to the fact that
a
wanker who no longer wanks has an exceptional faculty for "reaching
around"
and helping an uncontrolled wanker.
In simplest form, the W.A. program operates when a recovered wanker p*****
along the story of his or her own problem wanking, describes the propriety
he or she has found in W.A., and invites the newcomer to join the informal
Fellow****p.
The heart of the suggested program of personal recovery is contained in
Twelve Steps describing the experience of the earliest members of the
Society:
1. We admitted we were powerless over wanking - that our lives had
become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a **** Star greater than ourselves could
restore
us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care and
of our cocks and balls as was intended by nature, instead of jerking off
over saline injections, *****c asphyxiation and the Platinum editions of
Seymour Butts.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to our cocks, to ourselves and to our laundry lady the
exact
nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have real time *** remove all these defects
of
character.
7. Humbly sat and tried to delete our **** stash.
8. Made a list of all persons we had jerked off over, and became
willing
to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible and try to ****
them in real life, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we "polished off Percy"
we promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through bathing and leaving the house, the means to improve
our
conscious contact with prospective real life *** partners as we understood
them, preying only contact with people of questionable morals, a desire
for
some sloppy buggery, and the will and the power for us to carry that out.
12. Having had a genital awakening as the result of these steps, we tried
to carry this message to other fixated Wankers and to practice these
principles in all our affairs.
Newcomers are not asked to accept or follow these Twelve Steps in their
entirety if they feel unwilling or unable to do so.
They will usually be asked to keep an open mind, to attend meetings at
which
recovered Wankers describe their personal experiences in achieving
propriety, and to read W.A. literature describing and interpreting the
W.A.
program.
W.A. members will usually emphasize to newcomers that only problem Wankers
themselves, individually, can determine whether or not they are in fact
wankaholics.
At the same time, it will be pointed out that all available medical
testimony indicates that wankacolonism is a progressive illness, that it
cannot be cured in the ordinary sense of the term, but that it can be
arrested through total abstinence from furiously masturbating in any form.
Warmest regards,
Zippy
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