A Scottish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came
to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a
wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local
college
so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What
ever
possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or
so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
Now this is Scottish for sure...
