Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.
> Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal to put 5
> people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'
> 'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts
> disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
> persons.''
> You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four. You
> have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.
> 'The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot ! Call your supervisor over
I
> want to speak to someone with more intelligence!'
> 'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'
