Cojones de Toro
A Texan visited a local restaurant while vacationing in Mexico. While
sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. He asked the waiter, “What is that you
just served?”
The waiter replied, “Ah, senor, you have an eye for excellent cuisine!
Those are called ‘Cojones de Toro’; bull's testicles from the bullfight
this morning. A delicacy!”
The cowboy said, “What the heck, bring me an order.”
The waiter replied, “I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.”
The next day the Texan returned, placed his order, and was served the
one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called
to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.”
The waiter shrugged and replied, “Si, Señor, sometimes the bull wins!”
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