A panda walks into a diner, orders a roll, eats it, then draws a gun and
shoots the floor. "Why?" asks the confused waitress, as the panda heads
toward the door. The panda tosses her a poorly punctuated wildlife manual.
"I'm a panda; look it up.
"PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.Eats,
shoots
and leaves."
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